The Story of the Sick Japanese Toilet in Shinjuku

There was a recurring joke among our gang back in college. Imagine this. You ate too much, you drank too much, and suddenly your stomach is having an internal conflict. Minutes go by and the condition worsens, but you attempt to hold it. Eventually you cannot take it anymore, for soon things will get really messy. Hence, you rush to the toilet to let it go, but as you settle yourself to push the toxic waste out, something terrifying happens. A horrid ghost pops from nowhere, and you found yourself trapped. You want to run, but the poop needs to come out. You are confused, panicked, frightened, and having a diarrhea at the same time. Between a Sadako type ghost crawling towards you, and your bad stomach, you just don’t know what to do!